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Queen Demotivational Poster

FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this

THE KING OF COOL - Men, when in doubt buying clothes, choosing a drink, or dating a woman, just ask yourself, "What would Steve McQueen do?"

TAGS: steve mcqueen
Rating: 4.53/5

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CloudchaserS - April 2, 2013, 11:53 am
I keep thinking of this and I'm surprised that I didn't already have it in my favorites (Has seen The Blob recently, will soon see Bullit)


TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

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ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


TAGS: queen day catherine was a reputed horsewoman till the block and tackle broke
Rating: 3.69/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2011, 8:59 pm
So if I have this right... This poster, the comments on it, AND smalltownguy's avatar are no longer allowed?
smalltownguy - March 29, 2011, 11:31 am
She actually had harness rigs to keep the horse on its back and to lower herself onto it. She rode horses. If she were to let the horse ride her, something would have been poking into her lungs.
Zed - January 5, 2010, 11:00 pm
Not at riding a horse, at being ridden by a horse. Cathy liked 'em LARGE.


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


TAGS: queen day freddie mercury
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:28 pm


TAGS: guinness ireland queen
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:46 am
I'd kill a leprechaun to get a Guinne55!

QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do

TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Shot Q !


TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty damn good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.

BUGS BUNNY - Hollywood's ORIGINAL drag queen!

THE KING OF COOL - If you raced cars, motorcycles, did your own stunts & basically lived life to the fullest... Yeah, you were cool.

TAGS: steve mcqueen cool
Rating: 4/5

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okami - March 25, 2010, 3:40 am
he was a fellow Marine. . .i knew people who'd been with him at Camp Pendleton Cal; one night he got drunk, stole and Amtrak & drove it through downtown Oceanside. . .they couldn't stop him till he got to the other side of town. . .
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:54 am
gotta love a guy that would flash the peace sign in his mugshot. 5L


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

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LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you jackass!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy gay?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to gay.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was fucking awesome...

SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.

ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!

STEVE MCQUEEN - Yep, you will NEVER be as cool as him!

TAGS: mcqueen cool
Rating: 4.44/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2012, 1:01 am
Fun fact. He loved to race motorcycles. In The Great Escape, the actor playing the German chasing Steve McQueen was Steve McQueen. They had to shoot two separate shots because the stunt rider couldn't keep up

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile

TAGS: borg dark hot star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

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MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that Assimilation thang!

Remember the day -

TAGS: queen elizabeth force choke
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - September 22, 2015, 9:19 am

GaryO - September 21, 2015, 1:13 pm
Funniest uncensored comment of the year (lol'd...hard)
pzykosiz - September 21, 2015, 9:18 am
Reality Lord - September 20, 2015, 10:05 pm

and thats why she's the longest running monarch
test - September 20, 2015, 6:50 pm
Try now
Greeny - September 20, 2015, 6:39 pm
unable to comment on 127778
mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:41 pm
Even the boss is not safe from the OCD of the relatives of the grammar Nazis!! LOL! 5 LOL lions for the poster by the way! This is EXACTLY why I enjoy the remarks as much as the posters! Thanks for fixin' it Boss!
motinet - April 29, 2015, 8:19 pm

Me :)
Greeny - April 29, 2015, 7:28 pm
Who approved this?
Silverheart - April 29, 2015, 6:16 pm

The title has been offset, biased to the right, since new poster generator was unveiled over 2 years ago. But kudos for your powers of observation RL.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2015, 5:51 pm

omg..not sure if troll gene or OCD kicked in....title not properly aligned to pic....must not bomb the boss. no no no no LOLOLOLOLOL

Poe Boy -

TAGS: poe queen crossover
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 8:17 pm
Let him go! Let him go! I cannot let him go! Beelzeebub . . ." 5L singing tortured lyrics to Queen!
maoworks2 - January 21, 2015, 12:58 pm
Evermore, Evermore ! 5 Raven L's
GaryO - January 20, 2015, 11:02 pm
and delightfully tormented


QUEEN FOWL - Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!

TAGS: queen chichens
Rating: 4.06/5

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rudeboy308 - April 19, 2011, 6:44 pm
I like to thnk Freddy would have dug it. Too bad Queen never did the Muppet Show like Alice Cooper did.
Mongo - January 5, 2010, 6:21 pm
Thank you Bone, no shit, you made my day.
BoneCD - January 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
Very well done!


TAGS: freddie mercury queen
Rating: 3.18/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:13 pm
His death was a tragic loss...we needed his British gayness to keep Elton John's British gayness in check...the ecology of the entire gay british isles have been out of balance ever since...
Zagato - April 24, 2010, 9:43 pm
he was with a chick for some time before a was gay...just so you know
Ben - August 11, 2009, 12:50 am
Well, if Freddy wasn't gay then he wouldn't have fucked a guy that had AIDS. Therefore, Freddy got AIDS because he was gay.
Porcelina - May 4, 2009, 12:47 pm
...because straight people don't get AIDS, now, I guess?
CRaSH... - May 4, 2009, 12:03 am
How do you know that he got AIDS because he was gay? Ok... so, he was gay and he got AIDS from another man, SO WHAT? Sorry... I hearted him for the two years that he was around during my life and I will fight for his honor. But he died cause he was gay.
WTF - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
No - His homosexual tendancies got the best of him - He died of AIDS.


ADMIT IT... - you wish your mom looked this good swiffering the carpet ^^


TAGS: queen s jailhouse rock
Rating: 3.87/5

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steve1961 - September 6, 2015, 3:35 pm
LOL I got 1 bombed. I was expecting it, considering the topic...but it's still funny...
concern3 - September 6, 2015, 5:00 am
With so much hate in the world how can any love be wrong???? Good job a 5er

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? - There's a sale at JC Penney??!!?!?!


TAGS: sho calendar tribute queen legend
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - October 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Boom-shella-lacka Caveman!
Sho - October 1, 2012, 3:04 pm
Boom boom clap 5L



TAGS: queen day hey baby ill get the check and mate you later
Rating: 4.31/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:23 am
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:07 pm
They put up a good show of being together but they never get it on. But you know the neighbour's queen will check him out, and evasive as he tries to appear, he'll get an inter-racial mate in the end.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

very true, GS should write forune cookies

STEVE MCQUEEN - So cool that even Mafia bosses want to be like him.

KATY MERCURY - Opening April 1st 2011, See Katy Perry as the late great Freddie Mercury in the shocking expose, "Killer Queen".

THE BEATNIK QUEEN - Canada's revolutionary savior

PICTURES - DOn't dIss dA QUeeN, ShE WiLL diSS You BaCk, Da HArD WaY!!!

TAGS: queen of england lol
Rating: 1.75/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:01 am
CpnKangaroo - June 5, 2010, 9:08 am
nO, i diSaGrEE wITH YouR ASSessmENT


TAGS: queen she royal damn funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
and this isnt a photo-bomb because


TAGS: queen of sheba ronsart pet cat
Rating: 3.53/5

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The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:24 pm
Cute kitty - unfortunately my "Magic Kitty" (that's her name) is cuter! (see thumbnail)
RON - September 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Thx guys...thank God she,s fixed...cute pussy is a temptation for us all (human)
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:31 am
An undeniable beauty. Wow. My cats are leaning heavy into my monitor.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:30 am
*Your (I feel like dufus, now)
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:29 am
You dog is wonderful RON, but I bow only to the Queen of Sheba. She's gorgeous.

ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved.

TAGS: letter queen uk usa message rnr
Rating: 3.43/5

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MrBlack - March 13, 2010, 10:18 pm
Ah rugby. Reminds me a bit of when we'd play tackle football as children. Tackle a kid into loose stones, a tree, or whatever's nearby. "Ye dead? No? Then get up, we still got the second half te go. And quit limpin already; you're not bleedin that bad."
Jingoro - February 7, 2010, 3:26 pm
Aw man! Now I'm craving fish & chips.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nah, nukes would be to hard to clean up afterwards. I would want to turn Britain into our on colony. Wait! That's kinda ironic.. Us turning Britain into a colony.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
and I got one word: NUKE!!!
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
I drink a lot of tea, and I drive on the left side of the road (I'm in Japan). But if the British tried to take us back, I'd be one of the first to start attacking. All I got left to say is 2 words: Carpet Bomb.
Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 10:27 am
i find it funny reading half of the comments on these sites, almost always reverts back to slight racist remarks between british and americans. i agree with The Mediator on either say you like it or not and quit with the racism people.
Jmac0585 - September 21, 2009, 1:11 pm
December 24, 1814.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
Heh, try to take us if you want, Britain. It won't be pretty.
anonamous - August 9, 2009, 12:33 am
New Commonwealth-while were at it lets bring australia and canada back too
coco tapioca - May 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
because you gotta finish what you start! + the french would be MUCH easier.
DreMagnum - March 16, 2009, 8:28 pm
taking over england would certainly be easier then Iraq, why dont we just do that instead?
Nero - February 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
Okay...I'll drink tea. I'll use proper english and drive on the left side of the road. But I will never, EVER used the fucking metric system! NEVER!
barockeva - February 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'll take a nice earl gray.
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
Hmmmm, why dont people just look at the picture, accept that its quite funny, or not, and move on? d oyou have to leave a slightly racist comment? Also to the first guy, soccer is american, football is english.
Prince Charles - December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm
So, who's for a cup of tea ?
American2 - December 6, 2008, 2:11 pm
Yep... typical British. Anyone who doesn't like you're way of doing things is less intelligent than you. Oh, I do so bow down before you're superiority. How exactly does tea time come from a higher level of intelligence? What thought process is involved i
Porcelina - November 30, 2008, 6:37 pm
Yup, typically biased douchebag.
ashley - November 30, 2008, 6:24 pm
yup... typical american, everything that seems to come from higher levels of intelligence... is gay
Narutarded - October 6, 2008, 2:51 pm
... says the Nancy-boy from San Francisco.
American - October 6, 2008, 1:19 pm
soccer, cricket,tea time, strawberries w/ cream. Wow, I forgot how gay the british are.


CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??

W.O.W - Meet BikiniBabe20.....the Elvin queen you cybered with for the past two weeks.

TAGS: elvin queen
Rating: 2.46/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 7:32 pm
That's Elder God Grandma, buddy.
yon - January 7, 2009, 7:29 pm
you know what surprises me most about this picture.. the fact that the little old rather frail looking lady can lift that sword.

Royalty -

You can dress hip -

TAGS: pharrell williams steve mqueen
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:52 pm
5 oolalas and a couple of mm,mm,mms for Vili & Mr. Cool of course
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:27 pm

(sigh)...5 nostalgic LLLLLs and a fave~~


QILF - She's smoking!


TAGS: queen
Rating: 3.46/5

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BIG FAT LIAR!! - Looks like you are going to be CAUGHT DEAD... Wearing a FAT-MANS-DRESS And yes it makes you butt look BIG!

YES CHARLIE, - This is a woman, not a drag queen.

TAGS: yes woman dragqueen charlie
Rating: 3.14/5

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mariand - May 29, 2012, 8:02 pm
now, that woman is a very realistic imitation...hehehe
Gamedoc - May 29, 2012, 6:22 pm
How do you tell again? It looks like she mugged a Kibuki Dancer, and stole his makeup.


EXCENTRIC - OK...I get the massive collar, fear of the Guillotine...but what the hell is with the white rat? Fear of pregnancy?

TAGS: queen
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:11 pm
Eccentric spelling. The collar is a "Ruff". It's purpose I believe, was to focus attention on the face. There was no guillotine in the UK (a French invention nearly 2 centuries later.) Nearly everything you see here is a display of wealth and power.
phydeaux - January 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow...I don't even know where to start here. Guess I'll leave the easy one for others...it's not a rat. It's an Ermine. Symbol of royalty in Europe for many years.

THE GAME - You just lost it

TAGS: the game queen
Rating: 1.81/5

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TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L

QUEEN TAKEI - Congratulations on your Jubilee, you look fabulous !

TAGS: queen takei congratulations on jubilee
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:56 pm
Good One Too !






MONEY - I recently came in to a lot of it. Who knew the Queen would give me such a boner?



TAGS: queen of the 80s valley girls ms zappa
Rating: 3.79/5

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Derek - February 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
Not really, but I love his belief in originality and freedom of expression. e.g. his other kids were called: Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
@Derek, Wow, of all the posters, I never expected this one for you to use more than one sentence on. Zappa fan were you?
Derek - February 3, 2010, 3:39 pm
The quintessential "Valley Girl". Unusual speech, e.g. "It's was like totally disgusting, gross me out the door, gag me with a spoon... just groady, groady to the max!"


THE QUEEN OF THE - Damned well better get her head back under water and finish up!


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.


TAGS: sarah i couldn t think of a more fitting tribute on what would have been your 24th birthday assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 3.14/5

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Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story


TAGS: queen
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:26 pm
Saviour of our universe!

INTERGALLATIC LOVE - It's Out of this World....Literally OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!

TAGS: star trek tng picard data borg queen
Rating: 2.75/5

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Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:58 pm
5/5 BIG Data fan.

OBSOLESCENCE - Royal Guard...I'm looking in your direction!!!

TAGS: queen
Rating: 2.75/5

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LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 6:30 am
Dad let her drive slow in the driveway...she's an excellent driver...uh-oh! 5 minutes to Wapner!
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:04 pm
Apparently the Queen doesn't a driving licence, nor does she wear a seatbelt. Not breaking the law though... only drives on her own private estates.

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED - She bit my neck but for some reason there wasn't any blood there.

TAGS: queen hot chick
Rating: 2.58/5

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R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 3:04 pm
Thank you! I guess I was too subtle!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:53 pm
I thought it was the plane wreckage exploding around her that killed her career. What? Too soon?
ICEMAN - January 5, 2010, 2:16 pm
She had a career???
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 1:17 pm
That movie KILLED her career!

FANTASY - Cleopatra Could Be My Favourite One

TAGS: life time ancient cleopatra queen sexy costume halloween
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 20, 2009, 12:13 pm
Nice...but she looks like Queen Nefertiti of Egypt to me

OLD AGE - You once were a queen with all the men at your feet Those days long gone You still may have a crown

QUESTIONS - Mom, When I grow up, will my identity be determined by the size of my chest? ('cause Queen of Tits is already taken)

TAGS: queen
Rating: 2.17/5

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ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.


Josh Randall -


TAGS: queen prince time death hammy
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:47 pm
This is awesome! Why'd you give yourself 1L?
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:19 pm
Danged if it ain't so....
Hawamleh - April 29, 2012, 7:06 pm
sweet 1L bro

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN - And she certainly has

TAGS: queen elizabeth truman to obama
Rating: 4.15/5

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boeweizer - November 9, 2010, 11:43 pm
all hail Britannia
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
5L by the way.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:48 am
This reminds me of that Sex Pistols song, "God Save the Queen."
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 9:03 am
Too bad the Prime Minister has most of the governmental power... The Queen has had a total of 150 Prime Ministers during her reign... As a constitutional monarch, she is politically neutral and by convention her role is largely ceremonial. Hmmmm...
LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 3:32 pm
Wow, Philip sure is selfish guy in bed...knocks her up but doesn't let her at least come?
Airman - December 7, 2009, 10:45 am
Airman - December 7, 2009, 10:44 am
Alexis, I skipped him because LBJ never met the Queen. She didn't travel to the US from '57 to '76, and he never went to Europe. she would have met him at the Kennedy funeral, but she was preganant with Edward and didn't come
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 4:26 pm
"Look Uncle Jed I can cipher..."... Sorry Derek, but ya opened the door there!
Derek - December 4, 2009, 4:19 pm
She's 11 president's old!

COSTUME PARTIES - A place to express the real you while leaving yourself an out when confronted.

THE GAME - This is how it is won.

TAGS: the game queen win won lose
Rating: 3.68/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:11 pm
Maybe Queens make you feel special but to most of us it's well past time to move on. No apology intended.
mattb - July 15, 2009, 10:48 am
Queen makes it special, i accept your apology trashheap.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 6:41 pm
Not funny/witty in any way! what makes this 1 so special mattb
mattb - July 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
Motifakes- This is how they are made, my only regret is that i could not vote 10 lions, congrats on an epic win

QUEEN - Reminding everyone that, if they play their cards right, even a set of conjoined twins can be successful.


TAGS: distinguished look queen
Rating: 3.54/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
LMAO! that's a perfect picture


TAGS: steve mc queen
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:40 pm
(I'll credit my source on that if it gets a laugh.)
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Now if it was a Lincohn Continental, that wouldn't be a problem.
ian - October 23, 2009, 11:21 pm
if you watch the whole thing, at least 5 hub caps come off the chevey
Sean - September 13, 2009, 3:06 pm
Pssst: it's a green beatle.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 3:03 pm
Is this the one where they blow past the same vw bug three or four times? Still great, and that kinda makes it more fun. You wouldn't notice either unless some doucheba-- oh, nevermind.
MO - August 25, 2009, 2:38 pm
LD ain't monkeying around! That boy is good!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 2:37 pm
Clyde: every which way but loose FTW!
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:09 pm
Scrap the Caddy!
MO - August 25, 2009, 2:06 pm
Here's an old school movie quote for youz! "Right turn Clyde!!"
BoneCD - August 25, 2009, 1:34 pm
Both Vanishing Point and French Connection are pretty good too
bOB cHIN - August 25, 2009, 1:29 pm
And as a "car chase scene as a movie" the movie "Vanishing Point" is pretty good. It's got all those Smokey and the Bandit ones beaten, by far. Although, I still like watching "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, World"
Airman - August 25, 2009, 1:16 pm
the French Connection had a pretty good one too.. but this one rules
BoneCD - August 25, 2009, 12:41 pm
BoneCD - August 25, 2009, 12:39 pm
Graybeards are Graybeards...what can I say. Rent it, you will not be disappointed. All car chase scenes today try and emulate this one. And that's just not me talking, it's the file industry talking! Choreographed by McQueen himself!
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 12:32 pm
I think its cause of the age barrier that I havent seen it (sorry to make you feel old). but I will as soon as I find it
BoneCD - August 25, 2009, 12:23 pm
Seriously Canada you need to see this movie...it IS the best car chase see ever!
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
honestly never seen it

THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART - A Vineyard Or A Home Could Be Helpful In Many Cases But After All Everything Went Downhill From There

TAGS: don t give up and find your wine queen
Rating: 3.42/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:33 am
it's just seems as if you're fan of any alcohol, aggy! ;)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. I'm fan of the vino, though. And disappointed women.

QUEEN OF HEARTS - Position is currently held by Narutarded

TAGS: narutarded is the queen of our hearts and lets hope this one works
Rating: 3.13/5

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CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
of course, my mistake narutarded. and im sorry to hear of your broken leg. this may seem like old news to you, but i have only just heard of it now. i've felt the pain of a broken limb. not very fun
Narutarded - January 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
Love the poster, CpnK, but in your last comment you misspelled "butter knife".
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:32 pm
I don't care. As long as she touches me!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 8:19 pm
maybe if she caught you sayin that she may actually do it, but with a butcher knife would be my guess
drog - January 5, 2010, 8:07 pm
She can "Off with my head" anyday!
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
no thanks i'd prefer to live
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
guess you'll have to ask Jessica that
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
is that what she's named it then?
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
don't lift the skirt, you might find Alice
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
well this one actually works then
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:38 pm


THIS IS OURSELVES - Under pressure

TAGS: queen funny
Rating: 3.06/5

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mattb - October 30, 2009, 8:46 pm
the pic is ok but 5 for the queen reference.

EVIL QUEENS - They now take their fashion advise from Lady Gaga.

LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG... - ...week to stop sniffing the Queen of England! Anyone else smell Herring?

Divas -

TAGS: queen diva
Rating: 2.4/5

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RnR - July 18, 2008, 3:41 am
one on "standard" high heels, one barefoot, one on jesusnikes.. there must be a meaning to it.. OMG, Paul is death 8|
Mike - June 2, 2008, 4:59 pm
Why do bitches do everything barefoot? Fucking gross. Put some god damned shoes on, whore.

The Size Queen -

TAGS: queen
Rating: 2.36/5

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Johnny - October 1, 2008, 9:06 am
I've actually seen this on a billboard in Europe. It's an advertisement for sexual lubrication. It's caption was something to the fact that when using it anything will fit.
Sean - May 5, 2008, 8:25 pm
Troubled no more: you meant the ad itself was fake, that it is a parody. Brain work good now.
Sean - May 5, 2008, 8:22 pm
You're right about the original. I moved some stones around to get rid of the product and wording. I remain troubled, however, by your use of the word "probably". Bye.
SH - May 5, 2008, 5:49 pm
The picture makes a lot more sense if you know it's a (probably fake) commercial for a lubricant.
Sean - May 3, 2008, 12:23 am
... apparent. And thanks for not giving him attitude either. Bye.
Sean - May 3, 2008, 12:17 am
Thanks for helping Chris along, guys. And for being subtle about it. But I've looked at this pic myself alot, since this one is mine, and there is a problem with the perspective. Maybe it's her dress, but if you move her forward a bit, it becomes more
;-) - May 2, 2008, 8:54 pm
Chris, there are 5 mooring posts, not 4. Get it now?
Fubar - May 2, 2008, 5:22 pm
She's gettin it though
chris - May 2, 2008, 4:56 pm
I dont get it

DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America

SPOILER - She aint royalty

The United Kingdom -

Make It So -

TAGS: picard stewart knight queen calendar now with text thats much easier to read happy now
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:41 am
Brits do some really strange stuff! LOL! Of course, I'm a 'yank', so what do I know? XD!
JesusWept - March 25, 2016, 9:29 am
Every true Englishman would consider it an honour to be decapitated by the queen XD
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:20 am
Oh JW---- 2 funny! Imagine having to trust a complete stranger with a sword tapping you on 1 shoulder then the other--- I wonder if the sword is actually sharp? ^!!!!! Captain!
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 4:58 pm

Well then I might as well watch whatever it is that normal people watch.
JesusWept - March 24, 2016, 2:05 pm
You have blurred vision, Silver? Try to sit on your hands while watching Anime. Might help ;)
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 1:42 pm

Can't make out what it says.

opera cat -

TAGS: opera cat sings queen
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - May 20, 2015, 2:06 pm

'much ado about nothing' --W.S. -

OMIGOD A DRAG QUEEN - Oh, phew, it's just Lady Gaga

TAGS: lady gaga drag queen funny
Rating: 4.08/5

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vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:16 am
Hey! Lay off The Stef! She sings real purdy.... I'll give her a 5 just for that.